Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!honnetnews!news.gw.fukushima-u.ac.jp!news.tains.tohoku.ac.jp!news-sv.sinet!newsfeed.mesh.ad.jp!in.100proofnews.com!in.100proofnews.com!border2.nntp.ash.giganews.com!border1.nntp.ash.giganews.com!border2.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!border1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 04 Mar 2004 11:55:18 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: If Ever You're Choking... Message-ID: Date: Thu, 04 Mar 2004 11:55:18 -0600 Lines: 40 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-0add8dHneM/7OKrroQ2Aqr3x4QpmsAQKrlSYnh3DZSeR1PoH/FP+ABPT3GdBiW2aiy7afFrg6cQpTQi!jBqaiMBE2JO9HgHsRDQ+Uz7onBthd0o436W+Yiij6y+21ktJJLDsY4CMOqZATA== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:2716 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ If Ever You're Choking... A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South. She orders some chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast, she starts to choke on a chicken bone. Buford and Buck, two country boys in the next booth, notice she is choking. So they get up and go over to help her. Buford drops his coveralls and bends over and then Buck starts licking his butt. The choking woman watches these two go at it and is so grossed out that she launches foward and throws up all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat. Buford pulls his overalls back up and says to Buck, "You're right,that 'hind-lick' maneuver works like a charm."