Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!isdnet!proxad.net!proxad.net!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp3.aus1.giganews.com!bin2.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: japan.chacha-jokes Subject: The Perfect Mate Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 27 Aug 2002 22:28:46 CDT Organization: Giganews.Com - Premium News Outsourcing Lines: 33 X-Trace: sv3-Rt5iKzjzbNqVosQkvqlUC/g+Efsp1Pys1fUKhoVtiTYrkkL3H3O5ymfxCQZlfOF6A7yVA2ok4GCW6lL!5FkIxUXDMxS/+MypH/nNAEh5ujqoAtklkqxa0QvZx3RgZWoXQ2NLXvnyEJsfrr+XUps5YOVq1uQl!ljLHKsIu8LjsVhOWsjBGfxjsW7q2Ejg= X-Complaints-To: abuse@GigaNews.Com X-DMCA-Notifications: http://www.giganews.com/info/dmca.html X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Date: Wed, 28 Aug 2002 03:28:46 GMT Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org japan.chacha-jokes:1330 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ The Perfect Mate At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical, tell jokes, sing, and stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"