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FIX THE OUTHOUSE 

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when
she hollers out. 

Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"


Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with
the outhouse." 

Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there
and fix it." 

So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around
and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong
with the outhouse!" 

Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!" 

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in
that hole!" 

Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the
hole to see what to fix." 

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole,
looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't
nuthin wrong with this outhouse!" 

Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of
the hole!" Pa proceeds to pull his head out of
the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My
beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"


To which Ma replies, "Hurt's, don't it ?!"