Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies.

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Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies.


- It is always possible to park directly outside
any building you are visiting. 

- A detective can only solve a case once he
has been suspended from duty. 

- If you decide to start dancing in the street,
everyone you bump into will know all the steps.


- Most laptop computers are powerful enough
to override the communication systems of any
invading alien civilization. 

- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered
 in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies
will wait patiently to attack you one by one
by dancing around in a threatening manner until
you have knocked out their predecessors. 

- When a person is knocked unconscious by a
blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion
or brain damage. 

- No one involved in a car chase, hijacking,
explosion,  volcanic eruption or alien invasion
will ever go into shock. 

- Police Departments give their officers personality
 tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned
a partner who is their total opposite. 

- When they are alone, all foreigners prefer
to speak  English to each other. 

- You can always find a chainsaw when you need
one. 

- Any lock can be picked by a credit card
or a paper  clip in seconds, unless it's the
door to a burning building with a child trapped
inside. 

- An electric fence, powerful enough to kill
a dinosaur  will cause no lasting damage to an
eight year old child. 

- Television news bulletins usually contain
a story that affects you personally at that precise
moment you turn the television on.