Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!diablo.netcom.net.uk!netcom.net.uk!colt.net!pop-news-1.colt-telecom.nl!newsgate.cistron.nl!newsfeed.bit.nl!newsfeed.bit.nl!news2.euro.net!216.166.71.118.MISMATCH!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 30 Dec 2003 23:57:10 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: A 21st Century Marriage Message-ID: Date: Tue, 30 Dec 2003 23:57:10 -0600 Lines: 42 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-vM9wlGS3hUNY68EDeBjVBeySjNtkXdaCrSC0C9I5A8vAmE9VOyIlbIAfr06RXQk+mNVrN4Rlynpll8f!AdFKqpR73Nh/kExiFN9S86/rUHjQ9aiVt17AhVMwNHhhgeJyE3j/LNHuEQDK4w== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:3337 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ A 21st Century Marriage I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a young man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses. "I'm sorry," the clerk said. "This man just ordered our last bunch." The desperate customer turned to me and begged, "May I please have those roses?" "What happened?" I asked. "Did you forget your wedding anniversary?" "It's even worse than that," he confided. "I broke my wife's hard drive!"