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One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I
noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon
inspection, to my dismay, I realized it was the next door
neighbors' daughter's rabbit. For years I had watch her
come home from school and head straight out to its cage,
free it and play with it in the garden. I knew today would
be no different and fearing for our dog, I had to think
fast. 

The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put up quite
a struggle, so I washed it off with the hose, combed it
with the dog brush and blew it dry with the leaf blower.
Upon finishing its grooming, I jumped the fence and replaced
it back in its cage hoping its death would be written off
as "natural causes". Within the hour, the neighbor's car
pulled in and out popped the little girl, and as usual
she headed straight for the cage. Only this time she stopped
about six feet away and screamed "DDDDDAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Her father, panic stricken, stood looking at the cage.
Being the good neighbor that I am, I rushed to fence and
asked if there was anything I could do. 

Her father less than calmly blurted, "What kind of sick
individual would dig up a little girl's dead rabbit and
put it back in it's cage?"