Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!news.yamada.gr.jp!uinet.or.jp!Q.T.Honey!enews.sgi.com!hammer.uoregon.edu!logbridge.uoregon.edu!newspeer.monmouth.com!newshosting.com!news-xfer1.atl.newshosting.com!216.196.98.140.MISMATCH!border1.nntp.ash.giganews.com!border2.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!border1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 21 Jan 2004 07:56:34 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Where Are We? Message-ID: Date: Wed, 21 Jan 2004 07:56:34 -0600 Lines: 44 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-0Cdvz6J/vCbEwFXI3FJkvTDGhXHmzWCHO2ndplVusAqyhe6PmdUOKHWFRoije2JN+yCJxU85iPsZ6FV!Y1uW6hhDoCIefFGWNGbzLgmhuFSYLKESnblZ5d9Fl0Zjrdu1Cwfoc2qKwJvgdA== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:2327 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Where Are We? A man and his wife were driving their RV across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town. Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress: "My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand." The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng."