Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.heimat.gr.jp!news.jone-system.com!mmcatv.co.jp!news.moat.net!news.glorb.com!border1.nntp.ash.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.ash.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 03 May 2004 20:00:33 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Express Line Message-ID: Date: Mon, 03 May 2004 20:00:33 -0500 Lines: 35 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-PH3SKY9nMiCxqssfLn3cqsDx27ApFpmZNgkx3InuJdkMOfbtx2DUV6JLoAFuoxbQaDLpZAr43Fe5bo+!qHQE13cH1HspxIc60jMj/FKrKBR/hpYBVDQON5EtQ5Lzpd2jvOiCxOZdjEs5Sw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:3179 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Express Line A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her. "Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?" The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her up and down, smiled and said, "Not bad."