"Zatoichi" <zatoichi@zatoichi.zatoichi> wrote in message
news:3e2d1c67.1265234@news.la.sbcglobal.net...
> If I actually had one of these things in my house, it would give me
> nightmares. Like some kind of fucked up twilight zone episode.

    Creative use #21214.  Pose the pair on some desolate roadside, say US50
or on Needle Rock
on SR447 in Nevada.  Install a hidden webcam to see how passers by react :-)