Picking a wife
> >>PICKING A WIFE
> >>
> >>A man is dating three women and wants to pick one to marry. He
> >>decides to
> >>give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
> >>watches to see
> >>what they do with the money.
> >>
> >>The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
> >>gets her
> >>hair done, new make up, and buys several new outfits and dresses up
> >>very
> >>nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
> >>attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was
> >>impressed.
> >>
> >>The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new
> >>set of
> >>golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
> >>clothes. As
> >>she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
> >>money on
> >>him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
> >>
> >>The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
> >>times the
> >>$5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in
> >>a joint
> >>account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
> >>because she
> >>loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
> >>
> >>The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
> >>the
> >>money he'd given her.
> >>
> >>Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that,
> >>you know
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