Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!Q.T.Honey!enews.sgi.com!hammer.uoregon.edu!arclight.uoregon.edu!wn14feed!worldnet.att.net!216.166.71.14!border3.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2004 07:56:37 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Visitor on a Dude Ranch Message-ID: Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2004 07:56:37 -0600 Lines: 44 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-jvt/xuD8bhedejSIUvCTI1sPAvzOFCkMzFp/bTKDV5lQ4MIOZE6x30oIqNc24EKflWAeqO8OYlv4CMM!Jkpa7k0PWmfeTt9UYP/Fl/1lWRdPBMrYl1kn12EqvouQWhiHiclJx10O4nZk8A== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:2248 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Visitor on a Dude Ranch A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be macho, so he went out walking with one of the hired hands. As they were walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried to begin a conversation, "Say, look at that big bunch of cows." The hired hand replied, "Not 'bunch,' but 'herd.'" "Heard what?" "Herd of cows." "Sure, I've heard of cows... there's a big bunch of 'em right over there."