Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.gamma.ru!Gamma.RU!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 03 Jun 2004 07:59:51 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: japan.chacha-jokes Subject: Wanna have some fun Message-ID: Date: Thu, 03 Jun 2004 07:59:51 -0500 Lines: 48 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-cbWBwIncsifDLMaOyaPsF7jG1uz15gxQ0HTYzPspel4J4qQna6tspz784IpscpVn0Pl8gOrjJpMLVCU!wqmJntJMgACVu5j2T3Rr0JcSgKcm7ZVmkpXlydiU34HmH/91TCVVP7m3JdSRfg== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org japan.chacha-jokes:10275 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Wanna have some fun A woman bought two pet parrots. At the store, the birds were very polite as they spoke to the store owner and the woman. But, when she brought the parrots home, all they said was "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?" The woman went to see her priest to ask for his advice. "My dear," the priest starts, "All your parrots need is to be around more well behaved parrots. Take my parrots for example. All they do all day is pray the rosary. Why don't you bring your parrots and we'll put them in the cage together for a couple of hours?" The woman agreed and brought her parrots by later that day. The priest put the foul-mouthed birds in with his own. "Hi, We're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?" One of the priest's parrots turned to the other and said, "Stop praying, Clarence, our prayers have been answered!"