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Taking the Edge Off

A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. 
"Would you like 
bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and 
coffee to 
follow?" she asks. 
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really 
taken the edge 
off my appetite." 

At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl 
of home-
made soup, home-made muffins or a cheese sandwich?" she 
inquires. 

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really 
taken the edge 
off my appetite." 

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. 
She'll go to 
the store and buy him some food. "Would you like maybe a 
steak and 
apple pie? Maybe you'd like a pizza micro waved or a tasty 
stir-fry? 
That would only take a couple of minutes." 

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really 
taken the edge 
off my appetite." 

"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up, then? I'm 
starving!"