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Don't touch that button

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of
a restroom facility. But each time he tried,
it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware
of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's
ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any
of the buttons. 

There next to the paper roll were four buttons
marked: WW WA PP ATR. 

Making the mistake soooo many men make of not
listening to a woman, he disregarded what she
said when his curiosity got the best of him.

He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately
a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare
bottom. He thought "Wow" these gals really have
it nice!! 

So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button
and body temperature Warm Air blew across his
wet bottom and dried it comfortably. 

"Aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take
so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"

So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation.
A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him
and dusted his bottom lightly with talc. 

"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached
out for the ATR button. When he awoke in the
hospital, the morphine was just wearing off...
confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what
happened. 

He explained the last thing he remembered was
intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.

The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been
having a great time until you pushed the Automatic
Tampon Removal button."