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Not Paying For A Drink 

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar,
"What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch,
please." The bartender hands him the drink, and
says "That'll be five dollars," to which the
guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't
owe you anything for this." 

A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the
conversation, then says to the bartender, "You
know, he's got you there. In the original offer,
which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance,
there was no stipulation of remuneration." 

The bartender was not impressed, but says
to the guy, "Okay, you beat me for a drink. But
don't ever let me catch you in here again." 

The next day, same guy walks into the bar.
Bartender says, "What the heck are you doing
in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity
to come back!" 

The guy says, "What are you talking about?
I've never been in this place in my life!" The
bartender replies, "I'm very sorry, but this
is uncanny. You must have a double." 

To which the guy replies, "Thank you. Make
it a scotch."