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Signs 

On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick
and tired of the Episcopal Church." 

On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our
customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."


At a number of military bases: "Restricted
to unauthorized personnel." 

On a display of "I love you only" Valentine
cards: "Now available in multi-packs." 

In the window of a Kentucky appliance store:
"Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine
do the dirty work." 

In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway
plan." 

In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for
men with 16 and 17 necks." 

In a Tacoma, a Washington men's clothing store:
"15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an
hour!" 

Sign in the office of a Roman doctor: "Specialist
in women and other diseases." 

Sign at a garage in Hertfordshire: "Please
do not smoke near the pumps. If your life isn't
worth anything - gas is!" 

Sign at a Budapest zoo: "Please do not feed
the animals. If you have any suitable food, give
it to the guard on duty."