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The Birthday Present

A fellow was talking to his 
buddy, and  
said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. 
She has 
everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she 
wants, so 
I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't 
you make up a 
certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, 
any way she 
wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella 
did just 
that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my 
suggestion? 
How'd it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked 
me, kissed 
me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling -- I'll see 
you in two 
hours!"