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An Unusual Offer 

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached
the pastor with an unusual offer. 

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change
the wedding vows. When you get to me and the
part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and
obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful
to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just
leave that part out." He passed the minister
a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. 

It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride
and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony
where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time
for the groom's vows, the pastor looks the young
man in the eye and says, "Will you promise to
prostrate yourself before her, obey her every
command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed
every morning of your life and swear eternally
before God and your lovely wife that you will
not ever even look at another woman, as long
as you both shall live?" 

The groom gulped and looked around, and said
in a tiny voice, "I do." 

The groom leaned toward the pastor and hissed,
"I thought we had a deal." 

The pastor put the $100 bill into his hand
and whispered back, "She made me a much better
offer."