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Small world

A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa
and goes to live with a tribe there. 

He spends years with the people, teaching them
to read, write, and the good Christian ways of
the white man. One thing he particularly stresses
is the evils of sexual sin. Thou must not fornicate
or commit adultery! 

One day, the wife of one of the Tribe's noblemen
gives birth to a white child. The village is
shocked and the chief is sent by his people to
talk with the missionary. 'You have taught us
of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a black
woman gives birth to a white child. You are the
only white man that has ever set foot in our
village. It doesn't take a genius to figure out
what has been going on!' 

The missionary replies: 'No, no, my good man.
You are mistaken. What you have here is a natural
occurrence - what is called an albino. Look over
there to your fields. You see a field of white
sheep, and yet amongst them is one black one.
Nature does this on occasion.' 

The chief pauses for a moment then says, 'Tell
you what, you don't say anything about the black
sheep, and I won't say anything about the white
child.'