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I had to survive

At the site of the crash, one lone survivor sat with his
back against a tree, chewing on a bone. As he tossed the
bone onto a huge pile of there bones, he noticed the rescue
team. "Thank God", he cried out in relief. "I am saved!"


The rescue team did not move, as they were in shock,
seeing the pile of human bones beside this lone survivor.
Obviously he had eaten his comrades. 

The survivor saw the horror in their faces and hung
his own head in shame. "You can't judge me for this," he
insisted. 

"I had to survive. Is it so wrong to want to live?"


The leader of the rescue team stepped forward, shaking
his head in disbelief. "I won't judge you for doing what
was necessary to survive, but my God man, your plane only
went down yesterday!"