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Oklahoma Joke 

A fellow went to the doctor who told him that
he had a bad illness and only a year to live.
So he decided to talk to his pastor. After the
man explained his situation, he asked his Pastor
if there was anything he could do. 

"What you should do is go out and buy a late
'70 or early '80 model Dodge Pickup," said the
Pastor. "Then go get married to the ugliest woman
you can find, and buy yourselves an old trailer
house in the panhandle of Oklahoma." 

The fellow asked, "Will this help me live longer?"

"No," said the pastor, "but it will make what
time you do have seem like forever."