Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!yynet.tama.tokyo.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!news.glorb.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local01.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 14:00:03 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Lawyers can be blonde too Message-ID: Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 14:00:03 -0600 Lines: 53 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-EgCatJgEwvuOrztQvZTMujQi5ADfHG62Mk4q+oyBGy+VhLHDLu8q9l7fCiopRnrDcp5rzrhDAA288Mb!JcBvPVqBztHraWTvPTNrdzvPXQro6bhQgnJ4akJjbV0xUUXvErEr/0K58uUrPw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.32 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:5403 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Lawyers can be blonde too One day a blonde was sitting next to a lawyer. The layer said,"You wanna play a fun games?" The blonde did not reply. The lawyer said, "If I don't know an answer I will give you five bucks and visa- versa." The blonde ignored the lawyer. Then, he said, "Fine,if I don't know I will give you one hundred dollars and you only have to give me five." The blonde interested replied,"ok". The lawyer asked how far the moon was away from the sun and the blonde simply opened her purse and gave him a $5 bill. Then the blonde asked "what goes up a hill with three legs and down with four?" The lawyer searched and searched on his lap top but could not find the answer so he gave the blonde a $100 bill. Feeling very good about herself, the blonde turned her back to the lawyer signifying the game was over. The curious lawyer asked, "what goes up a hill with three legs and come down with four?" The blonde again takes a $5 bill and hands it to the lawyer.