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It was election time and a politician decided to go out
to the local reservation and try to get the Native American
vote. They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear
the speech. The politician had worked up to his finale,
and the crowd was getting more and more excited. "I promise
better education opportunities for Native Americans!" 

The crowd went wild, shouting "Hoya! Hoya!" The politician
was a bit puzzled by the native word, but was encouraged
by their enthusiasm. "I promise gambling reforms to allow
a Casino on the Reservation!" 

"Hoya! Hoya!" cried the crowd, stomping their feet.


"I promise more social reforms and job opportunities
for Native Americans!" The crowd reached a frenzied pitch
shouting "Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!" 

After the speech, the Politician was touring the Reservation,
and saw a tremendous herd of cattle. Since he was raised
on a ranch, and knew a bit about cattle, he asked the Chief
if he could get closer to take a look at the cattle. 

"Sure," the Chief said, "but be careful not to step
in the hoya."