Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!newshosting.com!news-xfer2.atl.newshosting.com!216.166.71.118.MISMATCH!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp3.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 08 Jun 2003 17:59:33 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: They Said It!!! Message-ID: Date: Sun, 08 Jun 2003 17:59:33 -0500 Lines: 92 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.128.245 X-Trace: sv3-MTndbEV1bwfAcsvHmSg5gUKfNYW1VUfn0R0mkXvVGfkS88zVq52OnsypOTJSZsJHWDhmAnSkEH72aFH!RzUvWJQehvuDCbMW9k2BbLyf3huD5ZdiKLcCwnc5bGUA8621DFNtawq+8e6ycQ== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:185 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. National AVON Rep - for info send blank email to: AguyInfo@Comcast.net ____________________________________________________________ They Said It!!! The team has come along slow but fast. -- Casey Stengel, baseball player, Mets manager The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. -- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind. -- General William Westmoreland Well, that was a cliff-dweller. -- Wes Westrum, baseball coach, about a close game This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time. -- Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything. -- Ivana Trump, upon finishing her first novel Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier. -- Traffic Report Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it. -- Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up. -- Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet. -- Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars.