Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!vda-gw!news.mcu.or.jp!mmcatv.co.jp!agnes-news.agnes.aoyama.ac.jp!news.assist.media.nagoya-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.hashimoto.gr.jp!news.glorb.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 22 Jan 2005 02:00:06 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: The Golf Club Message-ID: Date: Sat, 22 Jan 2005 02:00:06 -0600 Lines: 36 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-xjMFcckDdX4JjGRpe2J4SaOGTw1BgG0DEUopkt2WW4+WkayQQpInfq5hA+QVYJtUuJqyM5elo1h7BEj!7xZamuyEdEzOVPpC1Do2eoO0GK63OxPQuZ1mfhyTC6c/OK5C028rm9GupnjTYQ== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.22 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:9372 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ The Golf Club A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club. "You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.