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Montana Romance 

A cowboy, a sheep, and a dog were survivors
of a terrible plane crash. They found themselves
stranded on the prairie. After being there a
while, they got into the habit of going to the
mesa every evening to watch the sun go down.
One particular evening, the sky was red with
beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm
and gentle; a perfect night for romance. 

As they sat there atop the mesa, the sheep
started looking better and better to the cowboy.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his
arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling
fiercely until the cowboy took his arm from around
the sheep. After that, the three of them continued
to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was
no more cuddling. 

A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there
was another plane crash. The only survivor was
a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman
the cowboy had ever seen. She was in a pretty
bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly
nursed her back to health. 

When the young maiden was well enough, they
introduced her to their evening ritual. It was
another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds,
a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night
of romance. 

Pretty soon, the redneck started to get "those
feelings" again. He fought them as long as he
could, but he finally gave in and leaned over
to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered
in her ear... "Would you mind taking the dog
for a walk?"