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Bar Dog

A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under
his arm. The dog is wearing a Cincinnati Bengals
jersey and helmet, and is festooned with Bengal
pom-poms. The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are
allowed! You'll have to leave." 

The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! We're
both big fans, the TV's broken at home, and this
is the only place around where we can see the
game." 

After securing a promise that the dog will
behave, and warning him that he and the dog will
be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender
relents and allows them to stay in the bar and
watch the game. The big game begins with the
Bengals receiving the kickoff. They march down
field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field
goal. 

Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins
walking up and down the bar giving high-fives
to everyone. The bartender says, "Wow, that is
the most amazing thing I've seen! What does the
dog do if they score a touchdown?" 

The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only
had him for three years."