Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!vda-gw!news.moat.net!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 27 Dec 2004 17:56:08 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: It hurts Message-ID: Date: Mon, 27 Dec 2004 17:56:08 -0600 Lines: 50 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-FEtD8PQNH1b1FQGHgLsEQgh93eY9gLCsCnTm4BSX8tCJKwummYEuyvQOyzREQQuEu+cpDVLY+j0lLmW!YAhDIB7vLGyJW0WyFFblOPQBdFgJJUm9Y/wo4K/9XFM/d6pUGLL36YNIADZkoQ== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.22 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:4999 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ It hurts While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around that it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A blonde girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. "What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust. "Tennis ball," came the breathless reply. "Oh," said the blonde girl sympathetically, "that must be painful. I had tennis elbow once."