Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed-east.nntpserver.com!nntpserver.com!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp3.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 02 Jun 2003 00:01:33 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Top 10 Things in Law that Sound Dirty But Aren't Message-ID: Date: Mon, 02 Jun 2003 00:01:33 -0500 Lines: 49 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.128.245 X-Trace: sv3-4xKAnmCUIfk0JAb+gU/S/DMvXwhjwSF2t4cLlvIiuU+XwhNTK9UeNilSoHKXZotn6/c03BO01DpEhXl!aRGlCB85HLTqKPjdjzwt56UMybsjG8fmqX9tyHtQifU5G2hzvWC9Ep2fak+KJg== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:226 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. National AVON Rep - for info send blank email to: AguyInfo@Comcast.net ____________________________________________________________ Top 10 Things in Law that Sound Dirty But Aren't 1. Have you looked through her briefs? 2. He's one hard judge! 3. Counselor, let's do it in chambers! 4. His attorney withdrew at the last minute! 5. Is it a penal offense? 6. Better leave the handcuffs on 7. For $200 an hour, she better be good! 8. Can you get him to drop his suit? 9. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could! 10. Think you can get me off