Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!newshosting.com!nx01.iad01.newshosting.com!38.144.126.100.MISMATCH!feed5.newsreader.com!newsreader.com!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local01.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 20 Apr 2005 02:00:03 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Training is important Message-ID: <9sGdnTpuYbVpYPjfRVn-rQ@comcast.com> Date: Wed, 20 Apr 2005 02:00:04 -0500 Lines: 50 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-WKzE5R+oaxaQTJA2p3OstGRDoe5YiTanQ0RQmhGBPpQOL+tCCxfDBrisO2MCdjmNAAzS8fCOo9yh0Wy!CwubAAsQxZ9cWhyl+yYrENL14zPXku/SKtkjvvGWCLa/NFMedRjJhCsxU448Aw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.32 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:10193 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Training is important One day a pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar. The bartender asked the pirate, "Where did ya get that peg leg from?" The pirate responded, "We were sailing the seas when a big old shark came up to me while I was swimmin' and bit off me leg." Later the bartender asked, "Where did you get that hook then?" The pirate responded, "Well, me crew and I were in a battle and it got cut through the bone." The bartender then asked, "Then where did ya get the eye patch from?" The pirate said, "In a harbor I looked at a gull flying over-head and it took a dump right in me eye." The bartender was puzzled and asked the pirate, "How would that make you get an eye patch?" The pirate responded, "First day with the hook."