Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!c03.atl99!chi1.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!news-feed01.roc.ny.frontiernet.net!nntp.frontiernet.net!nntp.giganews.com.MISMATCH!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 25 May 2004 16:00:09 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Love pays the rent Message-ID: <9rKdnZcQBtxELi7dRVn-tA@comcast.com> Date: Tue, 25 May 2004 16:00:09 -0500 Lines: 41 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-jnXAZrLuwm4oAPnP1IjHFRRiDWW9i41XM1Ifzht0VBaWe8+/dpS42JVmCGgqGzQxLJYzzEQe82x5RQI!NCW6D29fMdDVl6usX7pW3JoCuu8TC+fxktYIWXd+eHgvB1EGzYAyESXSBoSFCQ== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:5854 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Love pays the rent A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding manband asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" "I'm a divorce lawyer,"