On 24 Jul 2003 22:13:43 GMT, meisterflop@boog.org (Arthur Levesque)
wrote:

>Richard Qunt (r.c.qunt@hotmail.com) wrote:
>RQ>Does anyone know where I can buy a Rei Ayanami (or failing that, a
>RQ>Ritsuko Akagi) bishoujo body pillow in the UK? ... I remember it not
>RQ>being very cheap, but money is not a problem here. Face it - it's the
>RQ>only way I'll ever get Rei into my bed. :)
>
>     For that kind of money, you could get a real woman into your bed.
>Prostitution may be illegal, but it's a hell of a lot less pathetic.

For a few quid extra, Mr. Qunt could probably find a whore of similar
stature and skin tone to Rei and get her to wear a short blue wig and
red contact lenses during sex. 

She'd be glad of the extra cash and grateful that she only had to
spend an evening with some fanboy, rather than someone who wanted to
slap her around or pee on her...

Still a body pillow works out at better value in the long term...
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