Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!colt.net!news.maxwell.syr.edu!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp3.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 01 Jun 2003 05:59:44 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Not off by one sheep Message-ID: <9bKcnUql3dE9QUSjXTWcpw@comcast.com> Date: Sun, 01 Jun 2003 05:59:44 -0500 Lines: 49 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.128.245 X-Trace: sv3-q0LfIytFbFJ5iuK/Iolo8uaGL2pEOyANnclsoWwqIH2TE0kiIdG0F4Vhm5Jdxz2raXnZ3h1ZcxZTOb5!83dNAtkYb6xLAEBqoygC+Z2QGCcTd+l8TamQJRlSMO9tNVZtawZS8yjeuK7p1Q== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:111 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. National AVON Rep - for info send blank email to: AguyInfo@Comcast.net ____________________________________________________________ Not off by one sheep A red head goes for a drive in the country and she has to stop as there is a farmer who is moving his sheep from one pasture to another across the road. She rolls down the window and says to the farmer, "If I can tell you the exact number of sheep that you have, can I keep one?" The farmer figuring that a city girl would never be able to agreed. The red head guesses the number and is 100% correct. I mean not off by one sheep. The farmer is an honest man and tells her that she did guess the right number. She gets out of her car, selects her animal and puts it in the car. Just before she drives away, the farmer asked her a question. "If I can tell you the real color of your hair can I have my dog back?