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10 Characteristics of The Company Car... 

- Accelerates at a phenomenal rate. 

- Has a much shorter braking distance than
the private car. 

- Can take speed humps at twice the speed of
private cars. 

- The battery, radiator water, oil and tires
never have to be checked. 

- It can be driven up to 60 miles with the
oil warning light flashing. 

- It needs cleaning less often than private
cars. 

- The suspension is reinforced to allow for
the weekend loads of bricks, concrete slabs and
other building material. 

- Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily
eliminated by turning up the radio. 

- It needs no security system and may be left
anywhere,  unlocked and with the keys in the
ignition. 

- It is especially sand and waterproof for
barbeques  and fishing expeditions on remote
beaches.