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Romance 

An older couple was lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt
romantic and wanted to talk. She said, "You use
to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily
he reached across, held her hand for a second,
then tried to get back to sleep. 

A few moments later she said, "Then you used
to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across,
gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down
to sleep. 

Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used
to bite my neck." Angrily, he threw back the
bed covers and got out of bed. 

"Where are you going?" she asked. 

"To get my teeth!"