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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several
times, does he become disoriented? 

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people
from Holland called Holes? 

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? 

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? 

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny
little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers
use? Toothpicks? 

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what
exactly are the others here for? 

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if
it didn't zigzag? 

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The
mime next door went nuts. 

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? 

Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles
of Evian water know that selling it backwards is Naive?


If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that
mean the fifth one enjoys it?