Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!passion.nalgo.co.jp!news.moat.net!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 11 Aug 2004 17:58:36 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: The Artist Message-ID: <9IidnZcaArAAOYfcRVn-og@comcast.com> Date: Wed, 11 Aug 2004 17:58:37 -0500 Lines: 54 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-E9IJMjOkz5vv3PE+t13ywwQB9g3ykXZ5doISneur1b2AnUCZeX7iItlKpOCSMkPD/bVxusv6f4+beJZ!ZiNlPy3cmzM4WeoiQfIHtt3ASepw/01wBr7lQuTbhmIYYAFyll+XvDkAVqkxOw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.13 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:7109 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ The Artist There was artist who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes, and had been working on what he thought would be a masterpiece for several months now. His model showed up and, after exchanging the usual greetings and small talk, she began to undress for the day's work. He told her not to bother, since he felt pretty bad with a cold he had been fighting. He added that he would pay her for the day, but that she could just go home; he just wanted some hot tea and then, off to bed. The model said, "Oh, please, let me fix it for you. It's the least I can do." He agreed and told her to fix herself a cup too. They were sitting in the living room exchanging small talk and enjoying their tea, when he heard the front door open and close, then some familiar footsteps. "Oh my!" he whispered loudly, "It's my wife! Quick! Take all your clothes off!"