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Frozen Salesman 

There was a traveling salesman whose car became
hopelessly stuck in a snow bank during a recent
blizzard in North Dakota. It took him several
hours to make it to the nearest farm house, but
frozen half to death, he finally reached the
front door and knocked on it. 

A grizzled old farmer answered and the salesman
pleaded for a place to spend the night. "Why
sure, young fella, I can give ya a place to bunk,"
said the hospitable old man. "But, I ain't got
no daughter for ya to sleep with, like ya always
hear about in them thar jokes." 

"Oh!" said the salesman. 

Then thinking a moment or two said, "Just how
far is it to the next house?"