Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!Q.T.Honey!enews.sgi.com!crtntx1-snf1.gtei.net!crtntx1-snh1.gtei.net!news.gtei.net!newsfeed1.easynews.com!easynews.com!easynews!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp3.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 30 May 2003 18:02:08 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Three Friars Message-ID: <9IGdnUMihfdtf0qjXTWcog@comcast.com> Date: Fri, 30 May 2003 18:02:08 -0500 Lines: 46 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.128.245 X-Trace: sv3-ELWawU0aQ6fwkj589szLrM6ehlOXEQ4LXAGIThjnlYuykUx68mBelQSemJy5y1enou+WO10P+7id7xz!DPXY1lwXbJUwqfy3tYaHL3a6sc8jDy+6vUREEDHVD2e/+hANMreTlBsopNLYkQ== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:98 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. National AVON Rep - for info send blank email to: AguyInfo@Comcast.net ____________________________________________________________ Three Friars Three friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the necessary funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. He asked his mother to go and ask the friars to get out of business. They ignored her too. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close their shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that..... Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.