Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!Q.T.Honey!enews.sgi.com!arclight.uoregon.edu!wn13feed!worldnet.att.net!216.166.71.14!border3.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 18 Jul 2003 21:59:26 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Facts of female life Message-ID: <8sqdneQOW9iTKYWiXTWJiQ@comcast.com> Date: Fri, 18 Jul 2003 21:59:26 -0500 Lines: 56 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.128.245 X-Trace: sv3-dxz1goeNXC1cvWbQs8RlO2WKWwoFmZW5IDEex+Yf3W/uG0CLkgFdLQrcOX81dxaV3siZjyy8AROgLWz!NGIJXeyPDp495ZC2+j7IInwdjk7rUM4ko/z3a6Aw6L8rZrbWsClQzi+bfI4T9Q== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:483 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. National AVON Rep - for info send blank email to: AguyInfo@Comcast.net ____________________________________________________________ Facts of female life The differences between your 1st, 2nd and 3rd babies. 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes. Preparing for the Birth 1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously. 2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing. 3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.