Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!vda-gw!news.moat.net!border1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 16 Mar 2004 23:54:27 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: The Greatest Dad Message-ID: <8OydnRQPMaqOdcrd4p2dnA@comcast.com> Date: Tue, 16 Mar 2004 23:54:27 -0600 Lines: 39 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-Fv4DVjwBq25peobdnvkBnQNRUp5eOQuIsQVO7mZQzYcZk+dsQQxc7mFrxVHIh5TBOCcN45J+MktY8/K!UMoPIQP60TEPmZu6hQ2q3TGNcBiJAqIVBDDua+EpK7QzBtjuJcK0D/99PpP32Q== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:2798 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ The Greatest Dad A large company offered to fly me out to a meeting business class. During the return flight we were given gourmet brownies and cookies. Not hungry, I decided to save them for later, so I placed them in an air sickness bag. After the plane landed I got up to leave and a stewardess approached me. She asked, "Sir, would you like for me to dispose of that for you?" I said, "No thanks, I'm saving it for my kids."