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Model Dental Patient 

The Hammetts were shown into the dentist's
office, where Mr. Hammett made it clear he was
in a big hurry. 

"No expensive extras, Doctor," he ordered.
"No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff.
Just pull the tooth and get it over with." 

"I wish more of my patients were as stoic as
you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which
tooth is it?" 

Mr. Hammett turned to his wife... 

"Show him your tooth, Honey."