Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!postnews2.google.com!not-for-mail From: Mr-Q@vjp.jp (Mr.Q) Newsgroups: fj.jokes,japan.chacha-jokes Subject: Re: Sam clam and Ollie Date: 22 Jul 2004 06:00:53 -0700 Organization: http://groups.google.com Lines: 57 Message-ID: <88b8e20f.0407220500.1c7bea91@posting.google.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: 61.221.30.167 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Trace: posting.google.com 1090501254 6633 127.0.0.1 (22 Jul 2004 13:00:54 GMT) X-Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 22 Jul 2004 13:00:54 +0000 (UTC) Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:11350 japan.chacha-jokes:10554 (KenFuny) wrote in message news:... > Sam clam and Ollie > > Sam clam and Ollie were life long friends; > One day Ollie passed away going to heaven. > > After several months Ollie longed for his old > pal Sam Clam. Becoming depressed he went to St. > Pete and asked if he could go down to earth and > visit with Sam Clam. > > St. Pete said he would grant his wish if he > promised to keep his harp with him at all times > so he could re-enter thru the gates by strumming > his harp. Also, that he must be back at the stroke > of midnight. > > Ollie agreed and with that he was on his way > to visit his pal Sam Clam. > > Upon arriving on earth, he discovered to his > amazement that Sam Clam owned a fancy Disco. > He was having so much fun enjoying his time with > Sam, that time had slipped by fast. Then he heard > clock chimming going on twelve o'clock so he > hurried back to heaven as promised. > > The next morning St. Pete found Ollie sitting > outside the gates weeping. > > St.Pete, asked why had he not stummed his harp > to enter the gates as he was told. > > Ollie sobbed lound and clear that he was very > sorry and and sang out," I LEFT MY HARP IN SAM > CLAMS DISCO" ???????????????? ?????????????????????;???????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????12??????chimming???? ???????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????lound?????????????????????? ????????????????????I LEFT MY HARP IN SAM ????????? -- ?????