On Sat, 24 Jul 2004 18:52:54 GMT, "NeWs" <ThEMan@Nope.Nada.NET>
brought down from the Mount tablets inscribed:

>> Early this morning Arnold Schwarzenegger was found hanging by his neck
>from the large oak tree in his Californian garden.  In a suicide note found
>at the scene he tells of his sordid sex life and lack of will to live.

That part alone was enough for us to know your post was bullshit.

How could anyone possibly have a sordid sex life and lack the will to
go on living?





--

Michael Cash

"I am sorry, Mr. Cash, but we are unable to accept your rap sheet in lieu of
a high school transcript."

                                Dr. Howard Sprague
                                Dean of Admissions
                                Mount Pilot College