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A Lesson Learned 

Mr. Cikoch was a biology instructor at a snobby suburban
girl's junior college. During class one day he asked his
student, "Miss Simison, would you please name the organ
of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions,
expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."


Miss Simison gasped, and then said, "Mr. Cikoch, I don't
think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you
my parents will hear of this. "With that she sat down red-faced.


Mr. Cikoch then called on Miss Hakar and asked the same
question. Miss Hakar, with composure, replied, "The pupil
of the eye, in dim light." 

"Correct," said Mr. Cikoch. "And now, Miss Simison,
I have three things to say to you. One, you have not studied
your lesson. Two, you have a dirty mind. And three, you
will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."