Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!vda-gw!news.moat.net!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 22 Sep 2004 15:57:55 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Express Line Message-ID: <79GdnZo228POeszcRVn-tw@comcast.com> Date: Wed, 22 Sep 2004 15:57:55 -0500 Lines: 35 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-aoaocNunwR5vyOyMUScwYeA54JX4iBmv4w41RzKZyGgdH0dnRsOKymnbNgLisPaYKiK9WArjuCbF1XN!cELqY5g0cIVXd2J+6p4hMLYCUHO8H+0ftfKnaJBE+GBhI/3U3bzxGsHdIamX/Q== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.13 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:7562 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Express Line A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her. "Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?" The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her up and down, smiled and said, "Not bad."