On Mon, 4 May 2009 17:50:26 -0700 (PDT), "Rita B. Flesh"
<vintage_manors@yahoo.com> wrote:

>But I don't have a penis.
>
>What can I do now???

The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.

Your question was:
>I always get penis-enhancement spam!!! But I don't have a penis. What can I do now???

And in response, thus Spake the Oracle:

Thank a $DEITY you don't spend 90% of your brain power thinking about
where you're going to put it tonight. You're welcome, by the way.

You owe the Oracle a strip tease.