Michael Cash <mikecash@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message news:<dfbedvo8unr7h4ogjrljejiribbeapder1@4ax.com>...
> A Buddhist priest was found dead, a porno magazine in his left hand,
> his pecker in his right hand, and with "DNA" splattered all over
> himself. The medical examiner ruled the death a suicide.
> 
What a way to go.

John W.