"John W." <worthj1970@gmail.com> wrote in message 
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On Feb 21, 7:22 am, CL <flot...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> mtfes...@netMAPSONscape.net wrote:
> > CL <flot...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> mtfes...@netMAPSONscape.net wrote:
> >>> John W. <worthj1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>> On Feb 20, 8:51?am, Declan Murphy <declan_mur...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>> Hang on hang on hang on....
>
> >>>>> a) You are already a crotchety old man.
> >>>> I do often shake my fist and the kids and their rock 'n roll.
> >>> Ah, but do you eye little girls with bad intent?
>
> >> Define "little girl"
>
> > I think that's an operational definition.
>
> So, like, we're good to go if the "little girl" is only about 150cm
> tall, in her early thirties, with legs up to here and hair down to
> there, lives down the road, and smiles and waves every time I walk by
> ... right? It's okay to look and imagine you, her, and the horizontal
> polka without breaking too many laws, right? Am I right?
>
> And I can still be crotchety and complain about the bosozoku in the
> neighborhood with their throttle hand onanism and their unintelligible
> hippu-hoppu moozik, right?
>
>Perhaps you'll enjoy this, if you haven't read it already:
>
>http://www.theonion.com/content/news/asian_teen_has_sweaty_middle_aged?utm_source=EMTF_Onion
>
>
>John W.
>
I had all but forgotten about the Onion...That was hillarious thanks for the 
reaquaintance.