Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!passion.nalgo.co.jp!news.moat.net!news.glorb.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 07:57:40 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Set the record straight -- all men should read Message-ID: <6r-dnWB-QM3ZHvfcRVn-tA@comcast.com> Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 07:57:40 -0500 Lines: 56 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-9aA4VsPTzNn4bWKLuQDltuCFSYt8blZrOXVBdjHuA7waV3x53GgDfstBi8m9b2dVeenDbRdM+E3aBZs!yYxSg/J9xXfX5+d7K3tvHPyrTebo8PpPpWgAZ8PryO1y2ZPnzbTsnpgmw/dXvw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.19 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:4462 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Set the record straight -- all men should read this! A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also." They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one." The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."